HEY KIDS.
someone called "mac" who has a blog called "that's hot" left me a comment recently, but i can't access their blog to chat to them. As the sentiment expressed in this comment was so very close to my heart I would love for that person to drop me another comment or e-mail me at vanilla_slice69@hotmail.com. and u know what, even if this isn't you drop me line. Love to hear from you.

Omg kids NO SCHOOL TOMMORROW LOVES IT! Loving teacher strikes right now. Had an absolute bitch of a week – massive geography project about sustainable development *yawn* but mine was sexy because I did it on the fur industry – yay fur *high girlish squeal! Ok so the dead animal thing is gross but unless ur like a total vegan u have no right to bag it, so SHUT up. Then I had to watch Scream for a media essay, which was really quite severely scary for me because I have this deep-seeded fear of all things that go boo. Drew Barrymore getting knifed was hot though. Is that weird of me? Mathew Lillard has a really long tong…

So Christmas is coming, and for some that means all this crap about Jesus and stuff, but let’s face it, it’s all about THE PRESENTS. I do not wish to be bogged-down by giving, or reflection or freaking Bethlehem so you Bible bashers better stay away until at least New Years. Go get baptized or something. Don’t get me wrong, I’m not some anti-religion fascist, I’m just not going to let “the spirit of Christmas” get in the way of other people parting with their money FOR ME. Ok?
So to the Christmas list:

-Ok so I need another pair of Tsubis coz even though mine are really hot, turquoise blue doesn’t go with everything.
-Also need a pair of acid-wash skinny-leg Steavie duds – tres hot.
-Really need some quality reading matter for the holidays, looking at Paris Hiltons heiress book and maybe Nicole Richie’s novel. Should be sexy to the max.
-David LaChapelle (Please Google him, ABSOLUTE HOTTEST photographer since for ever) coffee table book.
-I really need a new bag. I’m thinking shoulder bag, like a nice big ol’ tote. I’m thinking vintage, I’m thinking Dior? OMG A FENDI SPY BAG! Maybe just a Country Road Workwear job…
-I was on the look-out for some Reebok Pumps, but then I found some sexy Nike Dunks which I bought. But now I miss my Reebok pumps, so I clearly need them also.
-Ministry or Sound Sessions 2
-New dye-job – black, platinum, gold. Foils are hot.
-Few pairs of Ginch Gonch (Google this brand – hot models) jocks. D&G Low-rise briefs.
-COWBOY BOOTS. Ok yes, I know and I’m sorry. I SHOULD already have a pair. I KNOW that. But throw me a freaking bone – its hard to find a hot vintage boot in size 13. So I’m on the lookout, and I’m thinking gold…

So I think that’s everything for today. Just make sure its all gift wrapped BY THE STORES. I do NOT need to be covered in cheap nasty gift wrap and sub-standard cello tape. THANK you.

PS I am so SICK of this feral mall-RAT I’m looking at right now on Airline. Go back to Phoenix, Arizona you argumentative, uneducated, flappy-armed SLUT. I don’t care if you got mugged in LA. Who would wanna steal from your bony ass anyway? OMG U R SO GROSS!

Ok so i thought it would be a good idea to publish a blog about what I want out of all this.
As i mentioned previosly I'm well and truly queer as folk (and damn proud of it), and that is a big part of who I am. So it's pretty hard not being able to talk to anyone about it - sort of like I have to lock part of me away a lot of the time. I'm not officially "out" to anyone, so none of my best friends know, and although its one less thing for me to worry about right now, I still feel serously guilty about not sharing it with them, espeshly when complete randoms at school seem to think they've got me all figured out.
Anyway, it would be really good for me to be able to share opinions and experiences with other people, so any young guys or girls out there who are or have been in my position, drop me line.
xoxo
jack

hey kids

so this is just a quikie to inform you (although if you are reading this you have probably already gathered)that i have created a blog for myslef *cue applause* and am looking foward to getting to know some new and (preferably) exiting people!
ok, so i shud prpbably take this oppotunity to tell you a little about myself, taking full advantage of the fact that, with all this new-fangled computer business, i can think about what i'm gonna say and THEN say it, coz isnt it such a bitch when you think of something terribly witty and/or laden with innuendo to say during a regualer spoken conversation AFTER the appropriate moment has passed...i really hate that... umm right - back to me now.
I am 16, and although I'm not particularly sweet, I'm definitely gay. Wow that feels seriously weird to write. Ok whatever. I guess I'm kind of your stereotypical homosexual - first and foremost there's the whole becoming-briefly-sexually-attracted-to-anything-with-a-pulse-half-decent-pair-of-legs-and-a-penis thing, but that's kind of a given. Plus I'm into everything society tells us gay kids should be into. I LOVE to shop. No i mean i LOVE IT. i don't think you understand just how much i love parting with money in exchange for clothes - ahhhhhhhhh hyperventilating with glee at the very thought of it...right, i'm ok now. So it goes without saying that fashion is my thing. I love art and design at school, but i also do media, indonesian, literiture and (aagghhh - i cant say it!) maths. uggh that is such an ugly word. Oh, and melodrama - I'm good at that too. whatever - it's all fun. Anyway, if i write any more right now i'm not gonna have anything left to say later, so now would prolly be an approprate time to sign off.
Ok so until some other time,
loves it,
jack